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Apr. 16th, 2004 03:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rubah Meekah's Adventures in Maleness , Episode Five: Wallflowers
Yes , the rumours are true. I love dancing. I love school dances just because I am A) Not old enough to go to clubs and B) All my friends are there. So , each time the student senate throws another dance extravaganza , me and my friends become very eccentric (and quite possibly very irritating) trying to convince absoloutely every single person we know who is legally allowed to come to our school dance , to go.
That said , 3/4s of the guys we know are part of that mysteriously drab little group known as the wallflowers. The guys who pay the 7 or 8 dollars to get in so they can stand along the wall and look miserable. Chris and Kevin are fairly wallflowery (Well , Kevin is just plain flowery , but does seem to like standing along walls) but we were determined to make them dance.
Surprisingly , they did , as we dragged them to last night's dance. Although admittedly they are not the most coordinated of lads (I think they each knocked me in the head with their elbows at least three times) , at least they were moving.
Which brings me to the other common type of fellow we like to call the drifter. They don't really dance much , but they do walk around from group to group of dancing young things and stand and observe for a few minutes before moving along to another group. Drifters usually also tend to be stalkers and are fairly creepy and perverted much of the time.
Which brings me to...
Meekah's Adventures in Maleness Episode 6 which is really a continuation of episode Four: Stalkers
That frightening fellow I have previously referred to in episode four who I call Pervboy has seemed to back off on the stalking after I repeatedly threatened to castrate him and make his rectal cavity cease functioning. It is a good thing he backed off because I don't think I really want to get that close to his groin but if that was what is was going to take...ew.
Pervboy has seemed to move on to stalking a few others whilst still trying to stalk me without it being evident. While dancing with my friends , he seemed to pop up at random intervals ,especially during slow songs and skanky christina agiuleira songs. Amanda has informed me he is also stalking one or two of her friends , which means he must have been a very busy stalker on Thursday. However , He seemed to disappear from my surrounding area after I glared at him and tried to put a curse on him. I'll have to try that again sometime.
The other stalker I mentioned , Friend's ex-boyfriend, had gone somewhat AWOL. Which is good because I was really beginning to be frightened by the somewhat scary Michael Jackson-In-a-daycare smile (A look Kevin seems to make somewhat often) that he kept giving me when I passed him in the hallway.
Frightening.
Well that's all of Meekah's Adventures in Maleness for now. Ta ta!
-Meekah!
Yes , the rumours are true. I love dancing. I love school dances just because I am A) Not old enough to go to clubs and B) All my friends are there. So , each time the student senate throws another dance extravaganza , me and my friends become very eccentric (and quite possibly very irritating) trying to convince absoloutely every single person we know who is legally allowed to come to our school dance , to go.
That said , 3/4s of the guys we know are part of that mysteriously drab little group known as the wallflowers. The guys who pay the 7 or 8 dollars to get in so they can stand along the wall and look miserable. Chris and Kevin are fairly wallflowery (Well , Kevin is just plain flowery , but does seem to like standing along walls) but we were determined to make them dance.
Surprisingly , they did , as we dragged them to last night's dance. Although admittedly they are not the most coordinated of lads (I think they each knocked me in the head with their elbows at least three times) , at least they were moving.
Which brings me to the other common type of fellow we like to call the drifter. They don't really dance much , but they do walk around from group to group of dancing young things and stand and observe for a few minutes before moving along to another group. Drifters usually also tend to be stalkers and are fairly creepy and perverted much of the time.
Which brings me to...
Meekah's Adventures in Maleness Episode 6 which is really a continuation of episode Four: Stalkers
That frightening fellow I have previously referred to in episode four who I call Pervboy has seemed to back off on the stalking after I repeatedly threatened to castrate him and make his rectal cavity cease functioning. It is a good thing he backed off because I don't think I really want to get that close to his groin but if that was what is was going to take...ew.
Pervboy has seemed to move on to stalking a few others whilst still trying to stalk me without it being evident. While dancing with my friends , he seemed to pop up at random intervals ,especially during slow songs and skanky christina agiuleira songs. Amanda has informed me he is also stalking one or two of her friends , which means he must have been a very busy stalker on Thursday. However , He seemed to disappear from my surrounding area after I glared at him and tried to put a curse on him. I'll have to try that again sometime.
The other stalker I mentioned , Friend's ex-boyfriend, had gone somewhat AWOL. Which is good because I was really beginning to be frightened by the somewhat scary Michael Jackson-In-a-daycare smile (A look Kevin seems to make somewhat often) that he kept giving me when I passed him in the hallway.
Frightening.
Well that's all of Meekah's Adventures in Maleness for now. Ta ta!
-Meekah!
