Once Today Comes , Tomorrow Goes. Don't ask.

Welcome to the Meeko , Jume (And sometimes Nari) Chat Shack!
I Am your moderator , Captain Chester Waldo Alowishes Johnston the third.
Now ladies , be friendly and chat away!
Thank you very much.
My acomplice , Bob , is a very vicious friend of mine and he will eat you alive should you fail to comply.
Righty-o.