A musicial reflection: (completely fabricated of course...)

"You can have as many flutes as you'd like. The fact remains that if an audience member isn't within fifteen feet of the sound source, they will not hear the upper register unless they're preformed on a mallet percussion instrument."

"What's those tinkly thingies?" "That's the bells set.." "The what?" "...The xylophones..." "Ah."

"Cool, that sounds sorta like water and stuff!" "Yeah, marimbas are cool like that." "What are?" "Uh.. the big huge thing with all the pipes underneath it." "Yeah... right, cool.. anyways."

"Ugh, flute music again. Why must they never write a part for us?" "You want someone to play it *well* don't you?" "Ah, right."

"Cool! We get our own part! Oh.. crap.. eighth note rolls... Man.. look at that syncopation... *twitch* Here, you take this part.. I'll claim the cowbell line on auxiliary.."