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Adventures in Males.
Apr. 7th, 2004 05:35 pmAdventures in Males , Episode Three: New freshmans!
Indeed, one of the best parts of being a Sophmore is not being a freshman anymore , but even better might be the fresh crop of adorable freshmans who come into the school each september. So , obviously , the first few days of class are spent scoping out the adorable kids.
But , since they are so small , and there are a great many of them , some of them aren't noticed until later in the year.
As has happened with Rocky Boy.
He is the most adorable little guy. If you have ever seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show , he looks a lot like Rocky Horror. Blonde and adorable. Of course , I don't know him , but I see him every day and say aww , because he is quite cute.
However , me and my friend are beginning to think he has either an indescribably odd speech impediment or doesn't know english , because whenever we hear him talk , he is making incomprehensible noises. No actual words , just weird , repetitive noises.
But he is adorable nontheless.
BONUS! Episode Four of Meekah's Adventures in Males: Strange Stalkers
I think I am a stalker magnet. I don't know how it happened. But it did.
Stalker number 1) Pervboy. My science lab partner. Seems to think that if two blondes have sex , some feng-shuei karma will prevent it from being bad. Somehow I think that is a ploy , and it is a shame that I'm not a natural blonde. But yes , all last semester he followed me around and asked me very odd , sexual-related questions. It was rather odd , and my teacher refused to let me switch desks. He was in my gym class also. Inescapable.
Luckily , I have no classes with him this semester. However , my friends think it is hilarious and whenever they see him , tell them I love him.
Its not so funny for me , but I almost pity him for thinking he has a chance.
Stalker Number 2) Friend's ex-boyfriend.
A very frightening soul in his own right , because he is a Senior and I am not. Very tall. Very strong. Very scary. A nice guy , i'll give him that , but seems to have a thing for dating girls at least two years younger than him. But he is nice so I didn't mind talking to him until that fateful day during exam week when he decided to share with me how he thought I was super-pretty and funny and nice and sweet and yadda yadda yadda and , although it was a nice ego-boost , quite frightening seeing as he is at least a foot taller than me , twice my size , and I don't know how to break it to him that I just am not interested.
So I just stopped talking to him. Not in a cold-shoulder kind of way , like I say hi when we pass in the hallways , but I don't jumpstart any major conversations. Because I am afraid of him.
I think this is going to be an ongoing series. I have more stories , but I don't want to type any more!
-Meekah
(Edited to fix my code. Because I'm a dweeb)
Indeed, one of the best parts of being a Sophmore is not being a freshman anymore , but even better might be the fresh crop of adorable freshmans who come into the school each september. So , obviously , the first few days of class are spent scoping out the adorable kids.
But , since they are so small , and there are a great many of them , some of them aren't noticed until later in the year.
As has happened with Rocky Boy.
He is the most adorable little guy. If you have ever seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show , he looks a lot like Rocky Horror. Blonde and adorable. Of course , I don't know him , but I see him every day and say aww , because he is quite cute.
However , me and my friend are beginning to think he has either an indescribably odd speech impediment or doesn't know english , because whenever we hear him talk , he is making incomprehensible noises. No actual words , just weird , repetitive noises.
But he is adorable nontheless.
BONUS! Episode Four of Meekah's Adventures in Males: Strange Stalkers
I think I am a stalker magnet. I don't know how it happened. But it did.
Stalker number 1) Pervboy. My science lab partner. Seems to think that if two blondes have sex , some feng-shuei karma will prevent it from being bad. Somehow I think that is a ploy , and it is a shame that I'm not a natural blonde. But yes , all last semester he followed me around and asked me very odd , sexual-related questions. It was rather odd , and my teacher refused to let me switch desks. He was in my gym class also. Inescapable.
Luckily , I have no classes with him this semester. However , my friends think it is hilarious and whenever they see him , tell them I love him.
Its not so funny for me , but I almost pity him for thinking he has a chance.
Stalker Number 2) Friend's ex-boyfriend.
A very frightening soul in his own right , because he is a Senior and I am not. Very tall. Very strong. Very scary. A nice guy , i'll give him that , but seems to have a thing for dating girls at least two years younger than him. But he is nice so I didn't mind talking to him until that fateful day during exam week when he decided to share with me how he thought I was super-pretty and funny and nice and sweet and yadda yadda yadda and , although it was a nice ego-boost , quite frightening seeing as he is at least a foot taller than me , twice my size , and I don't know how to break it to him that I just am not interested.
So I just stopped talking to him. Not in a cold-shoulder kind of way , like I say hi when we pass in the hallways , but I don't jumpstart any major conversations. Because I am afraid of him.
I think this is going to be an ongoing series. I have more stories , but I don't want to type any more!
-Meekah
(Edited to fix my code. Because I'm a dweeb)
