Just something I thought up:

The People You Know

Think of one person for each of these superlative categories! They don't have to be on your friendslist or anything, it's just people you know.

Kindest:
Humblest:
Meanest:
Most Snotty:

Laziest:
Most Proactive:
Always remembers your birthday:
Most Forgetful:

Loves animals the most:
Best musician(played/sung):
Best artist:
Best athlete:

Tastiest:
Foulest:
Trendiest:
Ditziest:

Best cook:
Best host:
Best guest:
Best at being a bad cook:

Most steadfast:
Most like a "yo-yo" friend:
Best to sleep with:
Best to sleep over with:

Bookwormiest:
Sleepiest:
Makes you feel the best when they smile:
Makes you the most scared when they smile: