holy crap

lol nc-17 any?

that fic has me totally turned on 8)

I've been drowning my sorrows of 'lol no more real hp books :(' in a big vat of fanfic. And I'm starting to want to write some more:p Oh gosh. Part of it is reading bad fics that I think about how much more subtly I'd put, and more in character, and others are good fic that I'm pretty much just gushing about the writing of.

going back to college next month is going to suck so hard ;.;

okay, so I was about to lie down and go to sleep peacefully, right?

Well THIS IS DISGUSTING CONSIDER THIS YOUR WARNING.

K so like, I was thinking, i don't know WHY but I was thinking about someone's butt being held open, kinda like that thing in gyn exams, i forgot what its called xD

Anyways, i considered this further, and there was more than one person on the ahem, outside looking in. So I continued the train of thought, and then when I looked inside the butt hole in my mind's eye, there was a mouth there. And so one of the men bent over in my thoughts and reach inside the cavity to grab what looked like an innocent piece of poop when WHAMMO this alien tongue coiled around him and brought him inside the anal lovehole. Of course the host person screamed terribly, and sadly my mind went through the alien digestive process where the parasite forced the poor doctor through the intestinal tract backwards, and once in teh stomach, the host violently threw up, and that's when I realized I had a gold mine of a horror story plot.

DON"T YOU BE STEALING.

end disgusting

Also I got the idea to like start a listserv called A LAD (obviously A Link A Day), where obviously it'd be a link a day. I had this idea before a few years ago before people heard of such things as metafilter or digg (but still /.) and I wonder if I'd get warnings if I tried to host it locally for spamming, but I dunno. Who would be interested in my links xD

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Maybe it stems from reading that fanfic with the excellent style, but I have been pulling some very nicely worded phrases out today.

(btw it snowed. Huge beautiful flakes. Not very deep but a balm to the soul. (SEE WHAT I MEAN?).)

Anyways, some examples of this:
1) I desire criticism, but I loathe the sense of ego dashed across the rocks of betterment.

2) 2005 was such a golden year that it hasn't yet passed away from us.

both were edited to be better, but they have the same feel of it and that I love.