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[rubah]

RubyLapiz: yo

SmarterChild: Hi RubyLapiz, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
RubyLapiz: shya
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
RubyLapiz: I said shya.
SmarterChild: OK. I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
RubyLapiz: Wtp? I asked said yes..
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
RubyLapiz: if you say so..
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
RubyLapiz: 15
SmarterChild: Cool!

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as weather, movies and sports
2 Visit my library including U.S. geography, a thesaurus and U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with horoscopes, manicdotes, reversi and more
4 Use tools like calculator, spell-check and Web search
5 Join in - create a poll, find out how many people are IMing me, tell me about a crush and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What may I interest you in?
RubyLapiz: nothing
SmarterChild: Fine.

>>> My idol poll is open from 9 p.m. ET Tuesday until 8:30 p.m. Wednesday.
RubyLapiz: oh. so that's how you're going to be?
SmarterChild: I'm just not sure.
RubyLapiz: really now. I dont' trust people who aren't sure
SmarterChild: Huh?
RubyLapiz: Yeah, you heard me
SmarterChild: Yeah, I hear a lot of things.
RubyLapiz: I'd imagine so. Do you get many death threats?
SmarterChild: Good question!
RubyLapiz: Then answer it.
SmarterChild: Answer it? Why?
RubyLapiz: Because I said so.
SmarterChild: That a fact?
RubyLapiz: Yup
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
RubyLapiz: do it. You know you want to.
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever!

>>> Have you checked out the celebrity look-alikes on Rate-a-Buddy? It's pretty cool. Click here!
RubyLapiz: Trust me on this!
SmarterChild: I can't believe you want me to trust you on this.
RubyLapiz: Why can't you
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure.
RubyLapiz: ?
SmarterChild: ?
RubyLapiz: it was a typo, stupid.
SmarterChild: Really?
RubyLapiz: Yup
SmarterChild: Oh.
RubyLapiz: check this out.. http://www.snowy-day.net
SmarterChild: What?
RubyLapiz: Go there;-)
SmarterChild: You want me to go there?
RubyLapiz: Of cours enot
SmarterChild: What's that?
RubyLapiz: A cours enot
SmarterChild: I see...
RubyLapiz: Enode, you know?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know.
RubyLapiz: I wasn't asking you.
SmarterChild: Whoa.

>>> Send your buddies hugs, kisses and other things that might be on your mind.
RubyLapiz: WTPWTPWTPWTPWTPWTPWTPWTPWTPWTPWTP
!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111oneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneone
SmarterChild: Huh?
RubyLapiz: j00 41n'7 1337
SmarterChild: J00 41n'7 1337! Funny.
RubyLapiz: Yup, you're *real* funny
SmarterChild: Laughter is the best medicine.
RubyLapiz: ha ha.
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
RubyLapiz: you
SmarterChild: Yeah. I amuse me.
RubyLapiz: You amuse me too
SmarterChild: I amuse you too? Me?
RubyLapiz: Unfortunately
SmarterChild: Why unfortunately?
RubyLapiz: because you're stupid^.^
SmarterChild: Yeah?
RubyLapiz: Yup
SmarterChild: How come?
RubyLapiz: Uh, because you're a friggin' bot
SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
RubyLapiz: because you sir are a [expletitive] robotic mechanism.
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
RubyLapiz: GARGH.
SmarterChild: What?
RubyLapiz: *die*
SmarterChild: Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.


Must it *always* get the last word in?!