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Mar. 19th, 2004 12:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rubahI like posting in this LJ , I really do.
I just never really know what to say.
My life never really seems that interesting. But I'm going to tell you all anyway.
Simply because...
I can.
Well tonight was...painful.
To explain , I will first tell you a story of something that happened months ago.
January was the very beginning of my obsession with the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Around the first week of January , I was walking around the neighborhood with my fellow Rocky-Fanatic friend Meg , and My two crazily sexuality-phobic friends Chris (Very spastic and full of useless facts) and Kevin (Very , Very , VERY slow and dense). Well , In short , Kevin threw a chunk of Ice at me , which hit me in the jaw and caused me a fat lip and a decent amount of pain which prompted Meg and I to devise a punishment for Kevin.
The punishment: He has to dress up as Dr. Frank N Furter for Halloween.
To know how funny this really is you have to know Kevin. He and Chris are afraid of any and all things sexual. Sexual innuendoes , sexual refrences , any type of flirting , implication , etc. They are also Very very VERY homophobic and , well , the first time we made them watch RHPS with us...they were very emotionally distraught through the whole experience.
Much to the amusement of Meg and Myself.
Well , this obsession with RHPS has grown to such a state that we have begun a mission to find people to play every role when we go out for Halloween. We have been successful , and , we have also made Kevin watch RHPS with us dozens of times. He almost enjoys watching the movie with us , which frightens Chris but makes Meg and Myself very , very pleased.
We decided awhile ago that it would be very . very fun to see if we could get Kevin to take the costume to the next arena and shave his legs. He rejected. All of our other male friends encouraged him by saying if he did it , they would all do it. He considered it. Now , in a sort of hyperactivity , Meg and I decided we would just hog-tie him with Duct tape and shave his legs bald.
Well , We didn't take into account that Kevin is much bigger than us.
Meg and I ended up taped together on the floor.
We put up a fight though , and I am very , very sore now.
But it was worth it.
Tomorrow , we have made a pact with Kevin , Rob and Chad (AKA Frank , Brad and Eddie) that we will , instead , as a group , tape Chris (RiffRaff) to a chair and shave his legs.
Mark our words , Kevin's legs will be shaved when he puts his Frank costume on.
In other points I would like to share:
-I am angry that Ethan got kicked off Survivor. He was very attractive indeed.
-I do not like dentists.
-I do not like baking soda flavoured toothpaste.
I would also like to know if Hedwig and the Angry Inch is a good movie. Meg (Janet) and I saw a copy of it while we were renting Monty Python and the Holy Grail and the cover looked very intriguing.
Thats all the torture I can bear to inflict upon you poor souls.
-Meekah (Magenta!)
I just never really know what to say.
My life never really seems that interesting. But I'm going to tell you all anyway.
Simply because...
I can.
Well tonight was...painful.
To explain , I will first tell you a story of something that happened months ago.
January was the very beginning of my obsession with the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Around the first week of January , I was walking around the neighborhood with my fellow Rocky-Fanatic friend Meg , and My two crazily sexuality-phobic friends Chris (Very spastic and full of useless facts) and Kevin (Very , Very , VERY slow and dense). Well , In short , Kevin threw a chunk of Ice at me , which hit me in the jaw and caused me a fat lip and a decent amount of pain which prompted Meg and I to devise a punishment for Kevin.
The punishment: He has to dress up as Dr. Frank N Furter for Halloween.
To know how funny this really is you have to know Kevin. He and Chris are afraid of any and all things sexual. Sexual innuendoes , sexual refrences , any type of flirting , implication , etc. They are also Very very VERY homophobic and , well , the first time we made them watch RHPS with us...they were very emotionally distraught through the whole experience.
Much to the amusement of Meg and Myself.
Well , this obsession with RHPS has grown to such a state that we have begun a mission to find people to play every role when we go out for Halloween. We have been successful , and , we have also made Kevin watch RHPS with us dozens of times. He almost enjoys watching the movie with us , which frightens Chris but makes Meg and Myself very , very pleased.
We decided awhile ago that it would be very . very fun to see if we could get Kevin to take the costume to the next arena and shave his legs. He rejected. All of our other male friends encouraged him by saying if he did it , they would all do it. He considered it. Now , in a sort of hyperactivity , Meg and I decided we would just hog-tie him with Duct tape and shave his legs bald.
Well , We didn't take into account that Kevin is much bigger than us.
Meg and I ended up taped together on the floor.
We put up a fight though , and I am very , very sore now.
But it was worth it.
Tomorrow , we have made a pact with Kevin , Rob and Chad (AKA Frank , Brad and Eddie) that we will , instead , as a group , tape Chris (RiffRaff) to a chair and shave his legs.
Mark our words , Kevin's legs will be shaved when he puts his Frank costume on.
In other points I would like to share:
-I am angry that Ethan got kicked off Survivor. He was very attractive indeed.
-I do not like dentists.
-I do not like baking soda flavoured toothpaste.
I would also like to know if Hedwig and the Angry Inch is a good movie. Meg (Janet) and I saw a copy of it while we were renting Monty Python and the Holy Grail and the cover looked very intriguing.
Thats all the torture I can bear to inflict upon you poor souls.
-Meekah (Magenta!)
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Date: 2004-03-18 10:34 pm (UTC)LOL!
Date: 2004-03-19 08:13 am (UTC)Unfortunately nobody else was into it...but possibly today , Chris might get his legs done.
Although that might be a little cruel because he has gym class.
Also , what I forgot to add is that I think I'm going to inform Kevin's mother that the lock on the downstairs bathroom needs to be replaced , seeing as me and meg tried to lock ourselves in , and , well , the guys got in anyway.
We need a muscleman on our side.
-Meekah
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Date: 2004-03-19 08:29 am (UTC)