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Apr. 16th, 2004 09:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rubahThe Nine Year old from Hell: A story about the future of our society
Me and my friends were at the park down the street when a bunch of little kids came. Well , no bother , I mean , after all , parks are for children and teenagers hanging out at parks are automatically targets of suspicion , but we just sat on the swings and chatted.
The little kids generally ignored us until we started yelling across the soccer field to some people we knew who were walking by. Then this very odd-looking girl screams "Shut the Fuck up you hosers!" at us. We all turn around to see this kid who is like , 4'7 , staring at us. We got to arguing and I'm really worried about our society's future if she is the average nine-year old. It went something like this.
Me: Chill out , Kiddo
Strange little girl: Shut the fuck up you whore.
My friend: Excuse me?
Strange Little Girl (SLG): You heard me. You're all fucking pricks and hoes.
Other friend: How old are you?
SLG: Nine. Don't ask me any more questions or I'll get my brother to fucking beat the shit out of you , bitch.
Me: How old is your brother?
SLG: "Eleven".
Me: We're supposed to be scared of an eleven year old? Nice try , scooter.'
SLG: You wanna say that to my fucking face , cockwhore?
And so on. Such nice kids growing up around here.
Just felt like sharing that amusing tale with you all.
-Meekah
Me and my friends were at the park down the street when a bunch of little kids came. Well , no bother , I mean , after all , parks are for children and teenagers hanging out at parks are automatically targets of suspicion , but we just sat on the swings and chatted.
The little kids generally ignored us until we started yelling across the soccer field to some people we knew who were walking by. Then this very odd-looking girl screams "Shut the Fuck up you hosers!" at us. We all turn around to see this kid who is like , 4'7 , staring at us. We got to arguing and I'm really worried about our society's future if she is the average nine-year old. It went something like this.
Me: Chill out , Kiddo
Strange little girl: Shut the fuck up you whore.
My friend: Excuse me?
Strange Little Girl (SLG): You heard me. You're all fucking pricks and hoes.
Other friend: How old are you?
SLG: Nine. Don't ask me any more questions or I'll get my brother to fucking beat the shit out of you , bitch.
Me: How old is your brother?
SLG: "Eleven".
Me: We're supposed to be scared of an eleven year old? Nice try , scooter.'
SLG: You wanna say that to my fucking face , cockwhore?
And so on. Such nice kids growing up around here.
Just felt like sharing that amusing tale with you all.
-Meekah
