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In our house right now lie two brothers.

They are of like shapes, but dissimilar sizes. They are not of the same races, as one is dark and the other pale, but they are brothers none the less.

Unusually, the smaller brother is by far the elder, yet they had never met before today.

They have nicknames that bring to mind things connotative of bad actions, drugs and sexual activity, but people calling them by these names have few qualms about doing so.

And, if our band is successful tomorrow night in marching at Jessieville contest, I will pop the cap off the younger, taller(for you know what they say about the tall ones), blacker brother, and suck him dry.

We call him Coke.

And if, next Tuesday at Region marching we succeed, I will swollow his older brother, Bawls.

Date: 2005-10-11 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omegablarg.livejournal.com
You are dirty.
And yes I know it was a metaphore, but dirty all the same.
Dirty, dirty FILTH.

Date: 2005-10-11 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krabmeat.livejournal.com
I always knew you were like that.

Date: 2005-10-11 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nod-noddington.livejournal.com
I dont get it.
:p

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