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[rubah]

How come no japanese person has invented a screen washer for a computer monitor that's triggered by pointing the cursor under thedirty spot then hitting a special mouse button?

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[jume.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I could just like hire the two of you to like, I dunno, clean it for me.

I pay in nearly-sexual favors. How about it.

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

fine with me, but stuben might want real sexual favors. but you'd give those to him free of charge wouldn't you. okay cool.

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

as long as you pay for my travel expenses.

[jume.livejournal.com]

No.

Get to stu's house and maybe he'll shove you in a suitcase or something.

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

probably cost me just as much to go straight to arkansas

[jume.livejournal.com]

funny thing is you're right.

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

that's not funny though. it's merely amusing. and I really don't have that kind of money...wait. I do. I don't have parents who'd let me go though. :)

[jume.livejournal.com]

you have $750?

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

times four.

[jume.livejournal.com]

where why gimme some how

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

no i've been saving since i was a little boy and i barely use any for myself so no it's all mine and i will use it eventually.

[jume.livejournal.com]

:(

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

and be more comfortable.

damn afterthoughts.

[uselessrandom.livejournal.com]

Aww, Denny, we're buds, but I don't think I'd want to put you through the awkwardness of being the third wheel to a couple that's as lovey as we are!

Unless Allie could hook you up with one of her friends. We could double date!

[jume.livejournal.com]

I want to put him through the awkwardness:(

mang I bet he and riley would ttly hit it off.

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

i actually meant comfortable as in the whole suitcase thing, but you make a good point.

allie do you have any hot female friends so we could double date thing? because otherwise i really don't think this is gonna work out. but the stuben would go to your house and you'd get the computer screen even dirtier.

[uselessrandom.livejournal.com]

Her friends are hot. I think. I don't really remember.

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

sweet deal

[jume.livejournal.com]

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

so do I get both or do i have to choose? :|

[jume.livejournal.com]

you might have to choose. megan on the left riley on the right.

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

hmmm.

i'ma have to go with megan.

[jume.livejournal.com]

I think she'll be pleased.

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

I'm glad.

[uselessrandom.livejournal.com]

Allie does have good taste in Megans.

[jume.livejournal.com]

There's a choice of five(5)!

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

there are more than one? :O :D

[uselessrandom.livejournal.com]

Well, foa is taken. So that's one down.

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

oh i thought you meant there were others I didn't know about. but foa is definitely cool and all that jazz.

[jume.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen #1 in years, so she's out. #2 would be willing for a man though!

(meg if you read this, denffe is really hawt btw ;))

[uselessrandom.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I'd hit it.