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[rubah]

You Are 36% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well. In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

How Evil Are You?

Dear left side of my body:

I realize that I tend to favor the right side. I realize that as a result you aren't quite as strong.

However, I need you.

Knee, please stop hurting. It's been nearly two weeks since I had to stand on you for two hours. Stop twisting and causing me pain.

Wrist, can you do the same? I have barely been able to put weight on you for a year now. I've barely played the mallets in the last few weeks. What's wrong baby? Tell me.

Foot, ear, shoulder, breast, eye, arm, hip, you guys desert me too, where will I be? I will be a quasi-plegic, dragging myself forward on my arm and leg because of your mutiny.

(I'm trying to be nice to you guys, but you keep throwing it back at me. I think we may need counseling for this.)

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My car engine died this afternoon. They're doing utility work on the road to school, and they've been parking their trucks in the middle of the (two lane) road. We usually sit still on that road anyways what with the million high schoolers who drive home from school, and with the truck in the middle of the headed-north lane, we were perfectly still for a long time.

I pressed on the gas to go forward, but I didn't move. This creeped me out. Thinking back, that shudder I felt and or heard when I thought I had hit the van behind me, but I hadn't because they were too far back may have been the engine stopping. Regardless, what with my cd player that will play through thick and thin so long as you don't open teh driver's side door, I couldn't hear that the engine wasn't running.

After pressing the gas again, I realized how still and quiet my car was, so I stupidly turned the key in the ignition. Obviously it was already in the on position, and without being in park, it refused to start back up.

(I'm so glad chevy didn't make some sort of mechanism that would prevent the vehicle from changing gears if the engine was disengaged. Oh man. That would have SUCKED.)

Anyways, once in park again, she started back up like a dream, but I couldn't shake teh sick feeling in my stomach. This song was playing, and I resented it. Pretty words filling my ear when what I wanted was a reassurance that my baby wouldn't pull something like that when going up a steep mountainy hill towards home, instead of safely sitting still in the middle of Pine Ridge Road.

(I guess it was just a fluke, but as a firstfluke, it's scary. )

Comments

[uselessrandom.livejournal.com]

I would love to offer assistance in boosting morale for your left side, but unfortunately, I think this is a task you must take on for yourself. A spirit journey to reunite your yin and yang as a whole. Godspeed and good luck.