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[rubah]

How come no japanese person has invented a screen washer for a computer monitor that's triggered by pointing the cursor under thedirty spot then hitting a special mouse button?

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[wupperware.livejournal.com]

do any japanese read your LJ?

[uselessrandom.livejournal.com]

Dude. Denny.

You and me. We'd make a great team. I'm all about the get-rich-quik ideas. Let's do it!

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

Agreed!

now should we do the one kind of getrichquick scheme wherein we really hype the thing but deliver something cheap and run away with the profits, or should we do the one where we hype it and make something that works?

that's a serious question.

[jume.livejournal.com]

do the one that works-- I want my monitor clean!

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

oh allie you so lazy

but ok!

[jume.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I could just like hire the two of you to like, I dunno, clean it for me.

I pay in nearly-sexual favors. How about it.

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

fine with me, but stuben might want real sexual favors. but you'd give those to him free of charge wouldn't you. okay cool.

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

as long as you pay for my travel expenses.

[jume.livejournal.com]

No.

Get to stu's house and maybe he'll shove you in a suitcase or something.

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

probably cost me just as much to go straight to arkansas

[jume.livejournal.com]

funny thing is you're right.

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

that's not funny though. it's merely amusing. and I really don't have that kind of money...wait. I do. I don't have parents who'd let me go though. :)

[jume.livejournal.com]

you have $750?

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

times four.

[jume.livejournal.com]

where why gimme some how

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

no i've been saving since i was a little boy and i barely use any for myself so no it's all mine and i will use it eventually.

[jume.livejournal.com]

:(

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

and be more comfortable.

damn afterthoughts.

[uselessrandom.livejournal.com]

Aww, Denny, we're buds, but I don't think I'd want to put you through the awkwardness of being the third wheel to a couple that's as lovey as we are!

Unless Allie could hook you up with one of her friends. We could double date!

[jume.livejournal.com]

I want to put him through the awkwardness:(

mang I bet he and riley would ttly hit it off.

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

i actually meant comfortable as in the whole suitcase thing, but you make a good point.

allie do you have any hot female friends so we could double date thing? because otherwise i really don't think this is gonna work out. but the stuben would go to your house and you'd get the computer screen even dirtier.

[uselessrandom.livejournal.com]

Her friends are hot. I think. I don't really remember.

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

sweet deal

[jume.livejournal.com]

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

so do I get both or do i have to choose? :|

[jume.livejournal.com]

you might have to choose. megan on the left riley on the right.

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

hmmm.

i'ma have to go with megan.

[jume.livejournal.com]

I think she'll be pleased.

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

I'm glad.

[uselessrandom.livejournal.com]

Allie does have good taste in Megans.

[jume.livejournal.com]

There's a choice of five(5)!

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

there are more than one? :O :D

[uselessrandom.livejournal.com]

Well, foa is taken. So that's one down.

[wupperware.livejournal.com]

oh i thought you meant there were others I didn't know about. but foa is definitely cool and all that jazz.

[jume.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen #1 in years, so she's out. #2 would be willing for a man though!

(meg if you read this, denffe is really hawt btw ;))

[uselessrandom.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I'd hit it.